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Shree ganesh Aarti

Jai ganesha jai ganesha jai ganesha devaa
Maataa jaakii paarvatii, pitaa mahaadevaa
Eka danta dayaavanta, caara bhujaa dhaarii
Maathe sinduura sohai, muuse kii savaari
Jai ganeshaa...


Andhana ko aankha deta
Korhina ko kaayaa
Baanjhana ko putra deta
Nirdhana ko maayaa
Jai ganeshaa...


Paana carhe, phuula carhe
Aura carhe mevaa
Ladduana ko bhoga lage
Santa karen sevaa
Jai ganesha...


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Aarti Kare Jai Ganeshji Ki 

Jai ganesh ji ki
Aarti karein hum sab ganesh ji ki 


App hai swami dhukh harta 
Dukhiyon ke palankarta 
App hai bhagwan sukh data 
Om jai jai sri gadnatha 
Hum sab sharan mein hai bhagwan 
O shiva gad muskhak vahan 


Jai ganesh ji ki 
Aarti karein hum sab ganesh ji ki 


App to hai gauri nandan 
App to hai maan se vandan 
App to hai jansukhdayak 
Kehti hai duniya Gadnayak 
App ki puja ghar ghar mein 
Kastnivare pal bhar mein 


Jai ganesh ji ki 
Aarti karein hum sab ganesh ji ki

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Hanuman Jayanti, Hanuman chalisha,

Hanuman Jayanti

Hanuman Jayanti is the birthday of Lord Hanuman and it is observed on the full moon (Purnima) day in the Hindu month of Chaitra (March – April) as per traditional lunar Hindu calendar. In 2010, the date of Hanuman Jayanthi is March 30. In 2010 it is doubly auspicious as the Jayanti day falls on Tuesday or Mangalwar which is dedicated to Hanuman.

Hanuman Jayanti SMS

Janam Divas Ram Bhakt Hunumaan ka,
Jalayi Vishal Lanka jisne sirf apni poonch se..
Janam Divas hai uss Balwaan kaa.
Badhai ho Janam Divas Hunumaan Ka!

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Yatra yatra raghunatha kirtanam;
Tatra tatra kritha masthakanjalim;
Bhaspavaari paripurna lochanam;
Maarutim namata raakshasanthakam

Hanuman Chalisa

Chaupaii

Jai Hanuman gyan gun sagar
Jai Kapis tihun lok ujagar
Ram doot atulit bal dhama
Anjani putra Pavan sut nama

Mahabir vikram Bajrangi
Kumati nivar sumati Ke sangi
Kanchan varan viraj subesa
Kanan Kundal Kunchit Kesha

Hath Vajra Aur Dhwaja Viraje
Kaandhe moonj janeu saaje
Sankar suvan kesri Nandan
Tej prataap maha jag vandan

Vidyavaan guni ati chatur
Ram kaj karibe ko aatur
Prabhu charitra sunibe ko rasiya
Ram Lakhan Sita man Basiya

Sukshma roop dhari Siyahi dikhava
Vikat roop dhari lank jalava
Bhim roop dhari asur sanhare
Ramachandra ke kaj sanvare

Laye Sanjivan Lakhan Jiyaye
Shri Raghuvir Harashi ur laye
Raghupati Kinhi bahut badai
Tum mama priya Bharat-hi-sam bhai

Sahas badan tumharo yash gaave
As kahi Shripati kanth lagaave
Sankadhik Brahmaadi Muneesa
Narad Sarad sahit Aheesa

Yam Kuber Dikpaal Jahan te
Kavi kovid kahi sake kahan te
Tum upkar Sugreevahin keenha
Ram milaye rajpad deenha

Tumhro mantra Vibheeshan maana
Lankeshwar Bhaye Sab jag jana
Yug sahasra yojan par Bhanu
Leelyo tahi madhur phal janu

Prabhu mudrika meli mukh mahee
Jaladhi langhi gaye achraj nahee
Durgam kaj jagat ke jete
Sugam anugraha tumhre tete
Ram duwaare tum rakhvare
Hot na agya binu paisare
Sab sukh lahai tumhari sarna
Tum rakshak kahu ko darna

Aapan tej samharo aapai
Teenon lok hank te kanpai
Bhoot pisaach Nikat nahin aavai
Mahavir jab naam sunavai

Nase rog harae sab peera
Japat nirantar Hanumat beera
Sankat se Hanuman chhudavai
Man Kram Vachan dhyan jo lavai

Sab par Ram tapasvee raja
Tin ke kaj sakal Tum saja
Aur manorath jo koi lavai
Soi amit jeevan phal pavai

Charon jug partap tumhara
Hai parsiddh jagat ujiyara
Sadhu Sant ke tum Rakhware
Asur nikandan Ram dulare

Ashta siddhi nav nidhi ke data
As var deen Janki mata
Ram rasayan tumhare pasa
Sada raho Raghupati ke dasa

Tumhare bhajan Ram ko pavai
Janam janam ke dukh bisraavai
Antkaal Raghuvar pur jayee
Jahan janam Hari Bhakt Kahayee

Aur Devta Chitt na dharahin
Hanumat sei sarv sukh karahin
Sankat kate mite sab peera
Jo sumirai Hanumat Balbeera

Jai Jai Jai Hanuman Gosain
Kripa Karahun Gurudev ki nayin
Jo shat bar path kare koi
Chhutahin bandi maha sukh hoi

Jo yeh padhe Hanuman Chalisa
Hoye siddhi saakhi Gaureesa
Tulsidas sada hari chera
Keejai Nath Hriday mahn dera

Doha

Pavan Tanay Sankat Harana Mangala Murati RoopRam Lakhan Sita Sahita Hriday Basahu Soor Bhoo

happy birthday sms

Flying papers,

Multi colors of balloon,

Delectated blossom,

Fantastic people,

Love and laughter.

What it describes?

Wake up happy Chase a cloud

Laugh out loud Whistle a tune Whisper a promise

Savor a memory

Make it a gr8 day

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

!!!

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Happy Holli Free sms in Hindi

Holli Sms Joks

Height of Cleanliness

Carrying a handkerchief during holi and

cleaning ur hand each tym u say ‘Holi

Mubark’..after lagaing gulal on their gaal..!

No Toli

No Kholi

Khao “GOLI”

aur

Raho “SLOLY”

Q ki

O my “DEAR FRIEND”

Aa gayi Holi

Yaad rakhna hamari wishes..

“HAPPY HOLI”

holi sms messages in marathi

Holi Dar Varshi Yet

Aani sarvana rangun jate

Te rang nighun ja

Pan tumachya premacha rang tasach rahto

HAPPY HOLI

holi sms messages in marathi

Rangachya Duniyat Shantar Dangli

Rangabirangy Rangat

Chimb Chimb Nahaly

HAPPY HOLI

holi sms messages in marathi

Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat,

Wahun jate sahwasache pani,

Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto…

Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavani

HAPPY HOLI

Sexy...Sexy Joks,Nonvage Joks In Darty Hindi

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Imaandari Ki Misaal

Ek Ladki Ka Gang Rape Ho Raha Thha

Aur Vo Chilla Chilla Kar Bol Rahi Thhi Kameeno, Kutto,

Salo Koi To Condome Lagalo Nahi To Sabko AIDS Ho Jayega

 Santa Apne Friend Banta Ko Milne USA GayaHua Thha 

Aur Vaha Airport Mein Bada Hi Udas Luti Puti Surat Bana Ke Betha Thha

Banta Usko Receive Karne Aya Aur Ye Dekha To Hairan Hoke Bola

Man 2 wife :  "business is going down,if u learn to cook,we can remove bavarchi."
wife :  "asshole, if u learn to fuck, we can remove driver, Gardener & watchman!!!!!!!!"  

Sex life of a couple according to ages:--
18+   DINRAAT
28+   ROZRAAT
38+   JUMERAAT
48+   CHANDRAAT
58+   JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT. 

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Nonvege funy shayari

Nonvege funy shayari

1)
daru se dosti lever ko khatra
randi se dosti lund ko khatra
mere se dosti gaand ko khatra
MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE
 

2)
Waqt nahi ab rone ka
Waqt hai baccha hone ka
tab kyoun nahi royin thi
jab chipak chipak key soi thi
jab kiya hai to bharo
tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo
 

3)
Best shayri of the world:
Ji karta hai main choom
loon uski Tatti main pare
us matar k dane ko, kambakht
wo to kam se kam uske
labo se hokar gujra hoga.
 

4)
Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the,
milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche,
ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja
teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa...


5)
To answer the SMS:
Atak pe Fatak
Fatak pe Jaupda (hut)
tu kya shayari marega
tere maa kaa bhoosda
 

6)
Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain..
main nikla unki gali
main nikla unki gali
Pet main aithen hui aur dhad se pakhana hua..
 

7)
cham cham karti aayi wo
cham cham karti chali gayi wo
tu lund khole khara tha
KLPD kar gayi wo (KLPD:khare lund par dhoka)


8)
Ladka ladki dono lafange,
Ek Palang pe dono Nange,
Ladke ko lagi thand,
Usne nikala apna lund,
Ladki ne tange kholi,
AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!
 

9)
Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor
app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath
sone ko tarse,aapke jeevan main aayein
itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase


10)
Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain,
gand dhone ki tameez nahi, haath main mobile hai.