Comedy shayari

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
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Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
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Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
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Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
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Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
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Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..
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Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
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Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
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Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.
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Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….
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Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge….

 Funny Sms shayari

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says To the only boy I ever loved
Gal: Great. I want 10 of them. 

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Gandi ji Marne Se Pahale Kya The,

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No Idea?

Chalo Me Hi BAta De Ta Hu ,

Wo Marne Se Pahale zinda The.

             

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Gadha:- Malik ne Bahut Maara 

Murgi:- BHag Kyo Nahi Jata

Gadha:- Future acha Hai, Beti ke sararat karne par Malik Kahata he,

teri shadi gdhe karwa dunga.

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Girl:- Me tumahare liye aag par chal sakti hu,

         Nady me kud sakti hu,

Boy:- So sweet kya tum muze abhi milne asakti ho?

Girl:- Nahi,dhup Bahut He.

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Principal:- tum Lete kyo aye

Boy:-  bike kharab Ho gai thi.

Principal:- Bus me nahi aa sakte the?

Boy:- Me ne kaha tha par aapki bety ke nakhre khatam ho tab na.

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Basanti:- Kya tum is bar mere birthday par ring doge?

Veeru:- kyun nahi ye batao Mobail se dun ya landline se doon.

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Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..

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Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena
Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna
mai latren may betha ho poti k lie #FARAZ#
bijli ajae to MOTOR yad se chala dena