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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says To the only boy I ever loved
Gal: Great. I want 10 of them.
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says To the only boy I ever loved
Gal: Great. I want 10 of them.
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Gandi ji Marne Se Pahale Kya The,
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No Idea?
Chalo Me Hi BAta De Ta Hu ,
Wo Marne Se Pahale zinda The.
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Gadha:- Malik ne Bahut Maara
Murgi:- BHag Kyo Nahi Jata
Gadha:- Future acha Hai, Beti ke sararat karne par Malik Kahata he,
teri shadi gdhe karwa dunga.
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Girl:- Me tumahare liye aag par chal sakti hu,
Nady me kud sakti hu,
Boy:- So sweet kya tum muze abhi milne asakti ho?
Girl:- Nahi,dhup Bahut He.
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Principal:- tum Lete kyo aye
Boy:- bike kharab Ho gai thi.
Principal:- Bus me nahi aa sakte the?
Boy:- Me ne kaha tha par aapki bety ke nakhre khatam ho tab na.
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Basanti:- Kya tum is bar mere birthday par ring doge?
Veeru:- kyun nahi ye batao Mobail se dun ya landline se doon.
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Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..
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Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena
Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna
mai latren may betha ho poti k lie #FARAZ#
bijli ajae to MOTOR yad se chala dena
Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna
mai latren may betha ho poti k lie #FARAZ#
bijli ajae to MOTOR yad se chala dena
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